This is the new thread for anything sex related in LorAnon. We're beginning to branch, for the benefit of people who would like to follow one topic (like slide and ski-lift building) without being turned off by another one (i.e. sex and porn). This isn't saying either topic is more legitimate. It's just proposing more than one forum, while retaining accountability to at least the larger anonymous Lor community.
Part of what went wrong with slcanon is that the posts were so fragmented, few people knew what was really going on entirely. Let's all make ourselves comfortable in this common space, take some clothes off, stay a while. It's our legal right of association.
But we should still report back to the larger group, quote our own hilariousness, flash our virtual anonymous boobies.
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some earlier posts:
"You Know Who said...
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we met around the overhead projecter doing shadow art. you wrote down the time for meerkat day instead of my number on your wrist. we swept the old papers away and prepared our hands to be faces, admired each other's names, then promptly our naughty shadow faces went for each other faster than our faces could. "i knew that was going to happen" you said, but i wondered how. you began thumbing the condensation from your winecup on the projector's glass surface. the little bubbles glistened on the wall. there was only so much water to manipulate. i spat on my corner and sent tentacles of spittle across the glass. you spat on your corner and streaked spirals. soon the wall was full of salivashadows. our spit grew close. "do you have mono?" i asked. "no," he laughed. i bridged the waters. "yours is sticky," i said. "wine" you said. (it's the revelry, really, not the vino, but i did go and search for some and ensnarled myself in sarala, returned with earsful and some white box wine). so i poured a sip into my section, then poured a sip into my mouth. "my friends are leaving" you said and touseled my hair and every inch of my shadow. and there it was. you were gone, transporting the ball to yr court. so. did you lose it? i have a feeling neither of us is very sporty. perhaps it's riding the Bates Hill escalator, while I cradle its pimpled orange shadow in my fingerprints thinking of other dribblings, other slam dunks. cart before horse cart before horse cart before horse cart before horse. line?
where have you been these two and a half long days? are you as into me as your shadow was into my shadow?
sometimes my phone number is essentially meerkat day. i'm trying to reclaim the self i sponged out into Lor. it's tough as nails. we're in each other's bloodstreams she and I, in the green of my armcharm in the fat of my beard. dayeinu.
i can't help but smerick at every line of my imaginary play. your shadow is the star and you are the understudy. and i am a supporting actor for once, a model to absorb your paint and your clay. it's so hard for a builder to wait for the bricks, like Lois Lane waiting for a telegram to beep through time's wires. - 7.12.08
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This (all this) is the reason that I think I might actually enjoy SLC. I only wish I wasn't so shy and were able to actually go out there and meet you great people, and thus...enjoy this place.
- 7.12.08 "
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V FOR VAGINA
- 7.12.08
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I've never cooked clams but if it weren't for that term I'd never have thought of baking them. Does anyone have any clam tips? Clam recipes? I'm getting a craving.
(No, not a metaphor. . . really) - 7.12.08
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Blue Moon-
Allergic to clams, but here's some advice:
1. Start slow
2. Find the clit
3. Relax your tongue
4. Use your hands
5. Get down to business - 7.12.08
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Who knew that bastardized film titles could turn a girl on like that. Guess it's all that repitition of one message. No wonder the advertizing companies have got it made.
- 7.12.08
-they have two sets of genitalia
-they only have one nostril
-they're cute and cuddly
-they make great socks
-they're pregnant in their pocket
-opossoms and gabe are the only marsupials in north america
Anonymous said...
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Make love in this pub?
- 7.12.08
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whoever posted "make love in this pub?" could possibly hook up with me in the library OR the pub.
- 7.12.08
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Hahah I posted "make love in this pub" but I'm kinda scared to make myself non-anon.
- 7.12.08
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Why did the chicken cross Kimball Avenue?
- 8.12.08
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To get called a filthy hippie dyke?
- 8.12.08
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There weren't enough roosters.
- 8.12.08
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November 14, 2008
Jake Schneider
Sarah Lawrence College
Dear Jake:
On Tuesday, November 4, 2008 you and an unidentified female student were observed naked while running around the outside of the Election Night Party tent on the south lawn. This was witnessed by me and two Public Safety Officers. Later in the evening you asked the Westlands Desk staff if you had “made it in the log?”
This letter serves as an official warning that your actions were in violation of Yonkers law regarding nudity which states that at least your genitals must be covered while in public. Please note that failure to comply with this law in the future could result in disciplinary action, including restricted access to campus.
Sincerely,
Mary J. Spellman
Dean of Student Affairs
cc: Allen Green, Dean of Student Affairs
Matthea Harvey, Faculty Don
Student File - 8.12.08
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Our conclusions on campus nudity, based on that letter:
-First of all, Salaco is private property. They don't have to enforce laws like that if they don't want to.
-My friend, alias Anastasia, wasn't identified because she keeps a low profile.
-The real rule: your face or your junk must be covered at all times. - 8.12.08
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I just heard that mary spellman said student senate has been talking about the same things for three years
- 8.12.08
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I just vagina that vagina said that vagina has been talking about vagina for three vaginas
- 8.12.08
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You mean... "has been talking about the same vagina." I mean, well, they're flowers. There's plenty to talk about.
- 8.12.08
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I still want to make love in this pub.
- 8.12.08
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@ Sascha Fierce
desafortunadamente, you had me until straight. i am female. :( - 9.12.08
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my current favorite lingo is silicone chalice. I want to make tender love with whoever coined that.
- 9.12.08
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I just woke up and no one has posted since last night?
C'mon, interested party! Let's be the first loranon success story. I'm heading down to Bates after I have my pub brunch. Hopefully you'll be there? - 9.12.08
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who wants to make sweet love to me? i'm the queen of diva cup and my chalice is beckoning. come to common ground. i'll be here till 4
- 9.12.08
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i'm cuming
(in a diva cup)
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that agony site looks pretty hot, but I can barely admit to myself that I buy alcohol, let alone buy porn :P
- 9.12.08
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Hey Anonymous, I gave you the password. You don't have to pay for it. Enjoy.
- 9.12.08
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Oh, WORD?!
I don't have to upload anything to use the account, do I? - 9.12.08
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thank you thank you thank you thank you for posting a username and pw for beautiful agony. I've been filling myself with the free previews for quite a while. You've made a lot of my dreams come true.
-K - 9.12.08
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There's talk of starting something similar for campus. Sexually liberate ourselves from objectified bodies and devalued personalities. I've already made some fun liberated porn of myself in Photo Booth.
-purposefully ugly porn (see octopus/febricity on page 1)
-mirror image porn
-face porn (like beautiful agony)
-shadow porn (like that flash fiction piece the other day)
It's all pretty artsy and ridiculous. I kind of want to share it but I don't know how. - 9.12.08
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BTW anonymous, you should upload something if you end up using the site alot. they pay you $200 and you only have to show your face--then you can pass a little of that back to the separatists for building slides and other community-friendly silliness.
no pressure, of course, but i bet you make some sexy faces - 9.12.08
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Hey I was just on the site, and was poking around and saw this warning message
"!! Your account has been used from several locations. Is your password secure?
Accounts which show shared passwords may be suspended or cancelled."
=[.
-K - 9.12.08
Anonymous said...
C - Cocksuck!
O - Oh
N - No
F - Fair.
E - Everyone
R - Really
E - Emits
N - Nasty
C - Crotchety
E - Emotions
Oh yeah, and re: awkward porn, I'm sure febricity would just find it amusing.
9.12.08
Anonymous said...
Alright folks if you're logged in download whatever looks the most intriguing. Then please log out and make some hot liberated anonymous porn we can share with each other, or come over to my place and use the password on my computer to watch incredible ecstatic faces. You could always get your own account for $15, but don't forget to check out their sexy sister sites and make sure you like Beautiful Agony the best.
9.12.08
Anonymous said...
P.S. To reiterate, Photo Booth's video effects are the shit if you treat them right.
9.12.08
Anonymous said...
There once was a technician named Urban,
Who had an affair with a turbine.
"It's much nicer," he said,
"Than a woman in bed,
And it's sure as hell cheaper than bourbon!"
9.12.08
Anonymous said...
There once was a newspaper vendor;
a person of dubious gender
For a quarter or two,
ze would charge you to view
hir remarkable double pudenda.
9.12.08
[emphasis added]
Let's keep going. Now we need not interrupt the schemes of the other Anonomi.
(mama / sex / rides / books / events / names / suggestions )
Posts
Has there been any campus group action?
ReplyDelete(You know, like a revolution or sth
I tried once at the bar, but two of us weren't drunk/gay enough
ReplyDeleteWhat about a celebratory solstice orgy under the full moon with lots of blankets, warm bodies, and a bonfire
ReplyDeleteYou know, Paul Winter-style. We'd howl at the moon and talk about the force fields of magic crystals and read each other's auras and be all 90s new agey just to psych each other out...
ReplyDeletethen we'd turn into werewolves at midnight and start biting off the shreds of each other's remaining clothes and have mad wolf-sex not sure exactly who was who anymore or what that weird ropes course thing with the horizontal beams on chains or what those pigeontoed stoners were doing up at this hour pointing at us and totally misconjugating their Advanced Beginning Wolof for "do you have another werecrystal? adderall is so 2006."
we were too wolfed out and covered in lupine jism to question that No Child Left Behind would consider Wolof an essential life skill, when Obama had always favored Swahili and Indonesian... but President Palin always prefered Russian, even though the Siberian wilds were clearcut to form a direct visual pathway between her house and the Kremlin all those time zones away. all anyone could think about were her sweet Republican legs. too pilfs in a row is more than impressionable horny frustrated teens can handle, and once we made it into Sarah Lawrence Higher School
i forget when they abolished college. was that when the president of Harvard streaked the Crimson's football game? it's all such a blur to me. these days its lower, middle, high, higher, even higher, deeper--aaah, hahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah ah ah ah ah ah there you go Rahm that stub's just perfect so glad you could make it to that graduation to dance the deli dance and talk about bombing palestinians. soooo sarah lawrence of you, we all clapped politely, and everyone pretended not to notice the mysterious buzzing emanating from the laps various faculty member's shiny academic gowns
that's right, lupin. that's the spot. so glad you could make it.
i am so hot for wolf-sex with you right now! pub? midnight? cum fill my chalice with werecrystals and whisper sweet wolof in my ear.
ReplyDeletethe sentiment is returned, that is if you really are Madam Diva Cup. how about the loft?
ReplyDeletewhere were you, Teen Wolf?
ReplyDeletealas, i got trapped in the void that is conference paperdom. :( though, in the hour of sleep i got, i had a dream about you... at least i think i did... i'm a bit delirious. can we meet tonight: same time same place? that is, if i haven't broken your sweet wereheart?
ReplyDeletethe full moon's supposed to rise at 16:39, according to some website I googled. do people want to howl at the moon at some point before the primal scream?
ReplyDeleteone interesting thing: in that letter Bacchus got from Mary Spellman, the law apparently says that "at least your genitals must be covered"... Boobies aren't genitals. I think it'd be funny if a pack of topless girls ran and gave Mary Spellman a friendly, asexual group hug, and then started up some small talk. I'm curious as to how she'd react! You can't call that harassment, anyway.
whoever suggested the full moon orgy--I'm down! However, I warn you, I am a bit shy about these things. I might keep my earmuffs on the whole time.
ReplyDeleteIn the state of New York, it is completely legal for a female bodied person to be topless wherever a male bodied person can.
ReplyDelete=D
Going along with that. If any of your are in the city/live in the city during the summer, try to go to Riis Beach, where many go topless.
I got special last night! With Iszy! She sure tilted my whirl.
ReplyDeleteBesides the usual, there was:
-fingerpainting
-gentle bondage
-bathtub boobie sex
-lots of Photobooth
-drawing on/tickling ea chother with magic markers (I got a smiley face on my tooshie and she got an arrow on her back pointing up at her fabulous red hair)
-there were so many little things we would never have thought of doing, like feeding each other grapes or fingerpainting a spot you've kissed as off limits until you've covered them all (ok, so we showered and started again)
p.s. that was bacchus just now. honesty's the shit. and being comfortable enough with your bodies to get playful w someone new, wo having to eliminate others from yr life
ReplyDeletep.p.s. the smiley had a curly moustache and the blue marker rubbed off all over my sheets and my shower like cat in the hat with the fabulosity
ReplyDeleteAnonymous is lonely. Isolated in a crowed room. My audience of one can never be more than a wonderful fantasy, an imagined utopia. Neither seven inches nor a thousand words could fill the space you've left in me and I will never be placated. I will never be whole. I will never be enough to capture your attention and you're love for me will never be enough to see my soul. This isn't really about sex. Its about pain, but truth be told what is the difference? Six hundred miles or one, my concern is not rooted in miles but in moments. I feel the distance when you are in the room. Come closer.
ReplyDeleteOK, so this orgy is happening. Under the full moon, which is now the closest to the earth and the largest it will look all year. And as anonymous as y'all want--our faces need warmth above all, so lots of face scarves and ski masks and clever disguises are in order if you are bashful about attending, which is entirely understandable. But don't let your reputation impede you, yr body can speak for itself. There's too much frustration going on around this when we are all here to fulfill each other's needs.
ReplyDeleteSeveral requirements:
-everyone must wear protection. even if you normally don't with your partner. an orgy is a great way to share a little more than we want to if we're not careful. but it's very unlikely, especially if we try--gasp-not to drink beforehand. it'll be even more out there and spectacular. pot, on the other hand, is prob fine.
-do whatever you can not to tip off narcs. you can figure out what that means to you.
-invite friends you're curious about sexually, and definitely invite friends who aren't conventionally attractive and need some lovin. there's enough to go around.
-only word of mouth. no facebook, please, unless you have a code w yr friends
DIRECTIONS:
Around three am saturnday (sunday if yre a stickler), creep up the various rocks into the woods next to the slonims. Bring as many soft and warm things as you own, lotsa latex and lube, whatever props/masks/facepaint/bodypaint/sources of heat/lovers/quietish instruments you wish. No one will be asked to do anything they're not comfortable with, but we will all be invited to expand our comfort zone. At the least show up as a couple prepared for some major PDA, but discuss with your partner in advance what the boundaries are and aren't re: the folks around you. Advance communication is a great antidote to future torment. Just sayin. And even if you're coming alone, figure out what you are and aren't down w doing to reduce yr regrets.
Everyone pull out notes from Lube it Up. And live it up before we head for often drearier hometowns.
||;^{ >
(turn 90 degrees)
P.S. Think about it as getting special and making love rather than whatever else you might've seen on screens and/or reenacted. These are people, even if you might not know which ones. Try to get to know their personalities thru their actions and motions--try to feel the uniqueness of each coming together. And the body itself is only decoration.
ReplyDeleteP.P.S. For various reasons, there shall be no speaking, at least not in words. Communicate your comfort zone in gestures. Establish consent before you engage. Focus on your senses of sight, taste, touch, and smell and save hearing for the sounds of winter woods.
ReplyDeleteP.P.P.S. Please bring a flashlight or other light source if you have one.
P.P.P.P.S. The spot is very secluded. Walk around back there if you don't believe it. Plus we'll all be under many blankets, which we can wash afterwards of nature and human.
P.P.P.P.P.S. Moaning's cool. I forgot moaning.
ReplyDeleteA meme (pronounced /miːm/) is unit or element of cultural ideas, symbols or practices that transmit from one mind to another through speech, gestures, rituals, or other imitable phenomenon. The term is derived from the Greek word minime for mimic.[1] Memes are cultural analogues to genes in that they self-replicate and are subject to selective pressures.[2]
ReplyDeleteSome crossposts from the mama thread:
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
Why did the chicken walk down Kimball?
To sing under a bridge.
13.12.08
Anonymous said...
Why did the chicken cross Kimball?
To go to that orgy.
13.12.08
Anonymous said...
Wtf-- an orgy? What's happening at this school? I've been going to this school for four years and this kind of shit never happens. Where have i been?!
13.12.08
Anonymous said...
i'm down
13.12.08
Anonymous said...
what kind of masks are you guys thinking of wearing?
13.12.08
Anonymous said...
"Bacchus" had this tripped out scarf on his face yesterday...
13.12.08
Anonymous said...
I'm going w my gf. I don't think we're gonna swing but public/outdoors is sexy.
13.12.08
Anonymous said...
Get a womb guys. I think this kind of madness is why there's a sex thread. I don't want to know about it.
13.12.08
Anonymous said...
it might be a po cho. what if security hears a noise complaint.
13.12.08
Anonymous said...
The post says there's no talking, just moaning.
13.12.08
Georgian Separatists said...
I don't know whose brilliant idea this was but just be safe folks. Fight Murphy with some foresight. And have a ball.
13.12.08
Georgian Separatists said...
Oh yeah, and no one get pneumonia.
13.12.08
Anonymous said...
You should name yr guinea pig chet baker
13.12.08
Anonymous said...
hate makes waste
13.12.08
We should build a fort in the woods.
ReplyDeleteI wish I had furniture to bring. Do y'all have sleeping bags? Yoga mats? Those cocoon sleeping bags are the shit
ReplyDeleteI saw you move, but you've always moved me
ReplyDeleteEven in roughness, herky-jerky,
your falls, your rolldowns,
you with your legs up in the air.
Awkward in plaid, I sat in the back row
And ran before you could see me.
I used to think I missed you like I missed watching Law and Order;
that I'd do fine without and then I'd see you and I'd crave
But boy, I miss you like the desert misses water;
I never even had you and I don't know how to behave,
And GODDAMN even with that silly haircut you are beautiful.
And I'm having a nervous breakdown.
I'm really freaked out about the orgy. I love you guys, and I don't want anything bad to happen, physically or emotionally. Please take care of yourselves and remember that you are more than the sum of your parts.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I'm sort of freaked out about the non-verbal consent thing, too. Please make sure that you all have consent to do whatever you do...I don't mean to grandma, but I worry about these things.
ReplyDeleteOK let's revise--you're right Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteThe only words to be spoken are YES and NO. Non-verbal consent is easily dissent. We don't have a culture of consent here yet anyway.
Though showing up to an orgy is certainly a form of consent on a less personal scale.
eek, Here's a warning for people going to the orgy!!!
ReplyDeletenot everyone knows about the guerrilla compost pile atop the rocks in the slonim area! but its up in those woods, slightly atop the hill, but in a relatively flat clearing. There is probably by now a carpet of leaves covering it, in addition to the leaves you should cover it with if do use it as a compost pile, so don't let that fool you!
don't have sex in the compost pile! nobody wants you to get a yeast infection/larvae in your uterus/anything else kind of foul like that! I mean, I can't stop you if you're into that kind of thing, but most people probably aren't.
Security, and most of campus, don't know about it. so once more, please BE WEARY OF THE GUERRILLA COMPOST PILE!!! for cereal!
love,
pan
Showing up to an orgy doesn't imply consent. Even those interested in participating in such an event may not be interested in participating in ALL kinds of sex.
ReplyDeletegood call
ReplyDeleteok, onwards and upwards.
ReplyDeletewhy did the chicken cross kimball?
it had the chicken pox
why did the chicken cross kimball?
ReplyDelete...it didn't. make it all the way.
(I am Kimball roadkill. )
ReplyDeleteCreamy. Renaissance. Boobs.
ReplyDeleteI know conference week is over but there is still tons of drama in my life. Would you like a taste? I could never send this to her, so I'm posting it here, anonymously, where she would never be able to see it, because I need to get it out.
ReplyDeleteHey You
I don’t know what to tell you. I need time. I need time to think. I did enjoy kissing him. I lied to you when I said I didn’t. It’s really strange for me to say him. But does that mean that I want to leave you? No. I think I just want him as well. Is that horrible? I really enjoy him. It was one night, not even a full night. It was stolen kisses in a kitchen, in a bathroom. You don’t deserve this. You deserve much better. I lie to you. I smoke occasionally. I don’t like it when you tell me not to do things. I have lied to you. Although we weren’t really together then, I kissed the guy who bit my lip at that party with my best friend. That night with my ex in the car, I kissed her. I told her that I couldn’t ever be with her, but that I will always have some love for her, and I kissed her. And then I came to you. The night of of her birthday, I smoked, both cigarettes and weed. The night I got so drunk in school, I sat on the roof, drunk off my ass and smoked with some kid. That’s why I was so dizzy. I don’t know why I did it. I was already smashed. On thanksgiving I was supposed to smoke with him, but we didn’t get time. Christmas eve, I smoked...both cigarettes and weed. I am sorry. I can still feel his hands on me, holding on to my waist. I can still feel his lips on my neck. Just thinking about it gets me wet. Girl. Although we haven’t fucked for awhile, I do watch porn and make myself come to that. Straight porn. I’m such a hypocrite. I am flawed.
I do not want to leave you. You’ve been there for me through thick and thin. You’re so much of a better person than I am. I feel ashamed reading all this. All these little hurts that I have done to you. I hide this part of myself from you because you deserve better. I want to break up with you because you do not deserve this. It comes at a really shitty time, because of him, and what happened last night. And I want to assure you, I don’t want to break up with you for him. All day today I’ve been texting him. Telling him how much I enjoyed it, and how irresistible he is. I disgust myself. But I don’t. And for that reason I feel as though I can’t be with you. How can I claim to love you (and I do, I truly do) and do all this? I don’t know. I operate under the mentality that what you don’t know can’t hurt you. But...I feel terrible. You love me so much, and I have betrayed anything. I don’t know if I can ever be the good girlfriend for you. If I could ever be satisfied with having the best of the best, because that is what you are. I need time to myself to figure out if I can make myself better. If by confessing these transgressions to you, I could somehow stop doing things to hurt you. I would have nothing more to hide. That is, if after knowing all of these things, you still want me. If you do, then that goes to show even more how I don’t deserve you. What am I doing? I can never show you this because it would kill you. It’ll rip you apart inside and I never want to hurt you that much. But what can I do? Hm? I’ve dug myself a nice, neat little hole. I need time.
-Your Lover
People being back from abroad is nice. :) :)
ReplyDeleteP.S.: I meant to comment over the break--the above post (Anonymous, signed Your Lover) is deep, na. Express, don't repress. Props.
ReplyDeletei hate this. i hate you guys-- fucking nerds. i want the old slc anon, and i want to rant now!
ReplyDeleteThere's plenty of places to rant.
ReplyDelete