So we all know about [the late] slc anon [RIP] and its various havocs. Our main qualms are that the following:
- We're all stressed out (except maybe Bacchus).
- We have that in common and that's finally something we could own and agree on (see Primal Scream).
- It's so hard to get good information these days about where the fun is.
- There is no anonymous+creative on campus.
- So many students deserve praise.
- daydreams about a change you'd love to see,
- fantasies for future revelry,
- images of what a place on campus could look like redecorated or pimped,
- made-up words,
- silly confessions,
- advice sought or offered,
- useful tips,
- things (but not people) on campus that bug you,
- announcements,
- jokes,
- puns,
- secret crushes,
- loveletters,
- or you just want to praise someone and not get shot down for it,
Let's not waste energy bashing each other--Westlands and Bates are happy and stress-free, shopping for their families' presents while we type and procrastinate.
How about some anonymity that's empowering and liberating instead of everyone-for-herself second grade taunting, which builds bad blood when we're already bleeding.
Let's say it's a new spin-off tradition. (Plus--the Georgian Separatists actually try to fix things. If folks agree something's broken, we'll get on that.)
The format's different so we can feel like we're in an integrated conversation. When one part of the conversation seems to take over to the potential discomfort/alienation of other readers, we spin it off into a new thread. All the blog posts on this site can be seen as potential conversation starters--no need to comment directly on the content of the post.
Threads:
*mama thead
*sex thread
*ride board
*book swap
*community events
*separatist names
*separatist names
*suggestions? georgianseparatists@gmail.com copy all the previous posts that belong in the new thread and write a little intro, & we'll post it all
So go.
So go.
Posts
what if we dug a tunnel between that lawn by rothschild and lynd, and another tunnel between andrews and slonim?
ReplyDeletecrossing kimball sucks
or an escalator down bates hill. shit, this is fantastic. and we've been up all night
ReplyDeleteis that a zapatista or a terrorist?
ReplyDeletewhat's the diff
ReplyDeletezapatistas carry toy guns
ReplyDeleteThat dude's packing something. Those aren't beebees.
ReplyDeleteI want some Marcos in my pants. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
ReplyDeleteg e t a w o m b
ReplyDeleteWish y'all were here. Gabe's doing handstands on the side of a bookshelf and his belly button keeps sticking out, it's adorable.
ReplyDeleteI told him I should be in that thread about him on the other anon (the "I'd sleep with Gabe in a second thread"), "just to put that out there."
Awkward pause.
"Get in line."
you sober people feel well armed agianst the passions and would like to make your pride into an ornament! you call yoursleves "realists" and hint that the world really is the way it appears to you, as if reality stood unvieled before you and you alone, and that you yourself were perhaps the best part of it. Oh, you beloved images of Sais....
ReplyDeletethe po cho last night was the drinking, not the screaming. but now my voice is good for nothing but 90s joni mitchell and i'm wondering if cigarettes are a po cho too.
ReplyDelete(i don't mean the separettes--tusah's scenius)
po cho, separettes, tusah's, scenius?
ReplyDeletewtf. what language is that
bem?
ReplyDeleteNo, it's just Lor lingo, like invented slang. Go here.
ReplyDeleteI think bem is Walker's language. Did you plug that yourself Walker?
ReplyDeletethis is anonymous
ReplyDelete2 of them weren't in that link. it's like these kids live in a different country
ReplyDeletewe're right here, by the anthropology books and the video rooms. more like an autonomous zone.
ReplyDeleteWell I'm not a separatist but that jam session was awesome. where did the Little Pianos come from
ReplyDeleteNo one mentioned moving sidewalks. We need those. Moving sidewalks that just sort of become escalators.
ReplyDeletehow often would there be exits from the sidewalks? i always feel trapped.
ReplyDeletethis is really belated but:
ReplyDeletepo cho= poor choice
separettes are homemade cigs we're talking about selling to raise money
i'm not sure what tusah means but i think it dates way back to last night
scenius = http://www.kk.org/thetechnium/archives/2008/06/scenius_or_comm.php
i'm going to bed
ReplyDeleteyeah, about that
ReplyDeletesblood and guts
ReplyDeleteok--let's turn in. this place will prob quiet down but i know i can use the sleep. anonymity is rockossome and live journal felt worse than conf work
ReplyDeleteanyone awake yet? i kind of gave up on circadians for confweek. i tried to switch to uberman but i kept pressing snooze. so now i'm just taking adderol.
ReplyDeletep.s. someone wrote the word texas in snow on the S lawn. any suspects/
It's all about beards and winterbellies.
ReplyDeleteCan I have an imaginary beard if I already have a real one? Or maybe imaginary knockers.
Hey separatists, please try to tune down the slingo. It'll drive people off.
ReplyDeleteBeardbelly.
ReplyDeleteellipticate: to omit through the use of ellipses, as in a quote
ReplyDeleteparenthasize: to set off or diminish by parenthesis
tinkatorium: a place to tink, a bathroom
complicitly: adverbial form of complicit
fetile: like or having the qualities of a fetus
silicone chalice: diva cup, a reusable menstrual product
on the cup: menstruating
goodly: well, the adverbial form of good
Knock knock.
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
ReplyDeleteDiva.
ReplyDeleteDiva who?
ReplyDeleteDear octopus...
ReplyDeleteI love you. I really do. I know you don't want me around. It really hurts. I don't know why it's so weird...still...after me doing EXACTLY what you asked and you being away for so long. I'm a relative pushover, you know that. I'm only stubborn when I know I'm right, when I know what's best for me and others, and that's why I don't back down. I shouldn't have to ask for forgiveness for having loved you. You deserve love. And you're getting it too. I just wish you could accept mine.
~febricity
BLOOOOOOD! Oh wait, this is some goodly silicone chalice, slightly fetile yet far from being born--here in the tinkatorium, she tinks and then then I'm complicitly removed from the scene and drained of lifeblood (into the drain) . . . don't mean to parenthecize or ellipticate but that ovum has a life of its owun and ain't our beeswax. She might be on the cup but I'm in the cooch.
ReplyDeletehey febricity--
ReplyDeleteno one should ever have to apologize for loving someone. If it's genuine it's a beautiful thing and shouldn't be avoided or written off. on the other hand projecting your expectations based on the intensity of those feelings in unfair to the person your feeling for, because you're leaving their needs out of the picture. my favorite thing to do is just announce my interest to the person casually and leave it on the table. they can make the next move if they're interested, but if they aren't I haven't emotionally invested myself in the upcoming second act of the script we all write in our minds several scenes before we act. you can't call for line. it's all now, honey. Good luck.
--flying squirrel
hey octopus--
one way to tame a puppy project is to make really ugly distorted video porn of yourself in photo booth with those effects and give it to yr puppy as a peace offering. z/s/he will see you naked, but it will be gross and weird. making barnyard animal sounds at key moments (such as climax) doesn't hurt a bit. but be sensitive in all things and ease out slow. the silent treatment does much more harm than good, and this campus is too fucking small for it. i used to walk around brunch once a month as a first year just cleaning up my awkward situations for the month. no good.
--f. squirrel
for both of you, take this advice or leave it
Is it bad that I really want to just steal my best friend, her boyfriend and the love of my life from the SLC campus and live in the East Village and start a Mamas and The Papas cover band?
ReplyDeleteNah, but personally I'd rather steal the East Village and bring it to the SLC campus. Gentrification has sent prices through the roof, so right now we can't afford to be anything but copykats.
ReplyDeleteIt's not hard. Ask around about what happened at Red Pill--I'd say we all turned a shade darker, got set on wearing bangles and bellydancing through daily life, and learned that the right kind of audience participation (read: speaking in tongues) can inspire performances that give us all multiple orgasms.
Just a thought.
P.S. I want to be in that band. One of us might need to reveal herself.
ReplyDeleteWhich band? The Mamas and the Papas?
ReplyDeleteindeedy. i could be a mama or a papa, whatever you need
ReplyDeleteAnyone else think that Vocal Minority should have done Single Ladies for Cross Dress?
ReplyDeleteoh my god this is an AWESOME idea. but can we still talk about secret crushes??
ReplyDeletewho made up the language? and what does lor mean?
ReplyDeletesecret crushes? you got it
ReplyDeleteharley meyer
"Lor" is a shortened nickname for our lovely school. it stems from 'Saralor"-- see lingo phrasebook
ReplyDeletewe met around the overhead projecter doing shadow art. you wrote down the time for meerkat day instead of my number on your wrist. we swept the old papers away and prepared our hands to be faces, admired each other's names, then promptly our naughty shadow faces went for each other faster than our faces could. "i knew that was going to happen" you said, but i wondered how. you began thumbing the condensation from your winecup on the projector's glass surface. the little bubbles glistened on the wall. there was only so much water to manipulate. i spat on my corner and sent tentacles of spittle across the glass. you spat on your corner and streaked spirals. soon the wall was full of salivashadows. our spit grew close. "do you have mono?" i asked. "no," he laughed. i bridged the waters. "yours is sticky," i said. "wine" you said. (it's the revelry, really, not the vino, but i did go and search for some and ensnarled myself in sarala, returned with earsful and some white box wine). so i poured a sip into my section, then poured a sip into my mouth. "my friends are leaving" you said and touseled my hair and every inch of my shadow. and there it was. you were gone, transporting the ball to yr court. so. did you lose it? i have a feeling neither of us is very sporty. perhaps it's riding the Bates Hill escalator, while I cradle its pimpled orange shadow in my fingerprints thinking of other dribblings, other slam dunks. cart before horse cart before horse cart before horse cart before horse. line?
ReplyDeletewhere have you been these two and a half long days? are you as into me as your shadow was into my shadow?
sometimes my phone number is essentially meerkat day. i'm trying to reclaim the self i sponged out into Lor. it's tough as nails. we're in each other's bloodstreams she and I, in the green of my armcharm in the fat of my beard. dayeinu.
i can't help but smerick at every line of my imaginary play. your shadow is the star and you are the understudy. and i am a supporting actor for once, a model to absorb your paint and your clay. it's so hard for a builder to wait for the bricks, like Lois Lane waiting for a telegram to beep through time's wires.
This (all this) is the reason that I think I might actually enjoy SLC. I only wish I wasn't so shy and were able to actually go out there and meet you great people, and thus...enjoy this place.
ReplyDeleteA couple things you could do:
ReplyDelete-Come to a Meerkat Day. They're Thursdays in the Teahaus, 12-2. We try to cook free lunch so don't worry about feeding yourself.
-Skim the rest of this blog, besides the LorAnon.
-Check out our bulletin board in the Black Squirrel.
-Grab a copy of the Barter Board (our weekly zine) in the folders next to the stereo of the Teahaus, and also the Lor Services Directory (if there's a copy left).
-Email georgianseparatists@gmail.com with ideas, passions, questions.
An observation:
-A large proportion, if not the majority, of the Georgian Separatists are shy in new situations.
-If you see anyone wearing a green string bracelet they're probably a separatist or at least a sympathizer, and they're probably very approachable.
secret crush: colman durkee
ReplyDeleteflying squirrel's advice to octopus reminds me of seeing leo naked the first time in aviator. no more puppy for me
ReplyDeleteLet's play Vagina Movie Titles while I'm waiting for my laundry.
ReplyDeleteDude, Where's My Vagina?
V FOR VAGINA
ReplyDeleteHowl's Moving Vagina
ReplyDeleteLaw & Order: Vaginal Intent
ReplyDelete.......Octopussy.....
ReplyDeleteMe, You, & Every Vagina We Know
ReplyDeleteThe Bourne Vagina
ReplyDeleteLittle Miss Vaginashine
ReplyDeleteVaginas on a Train.
ReplyDeleteOr a Plane.
My Own Private Vagina-ho
ReplyDeleteWhat the Vagina Do We Know!?
ReplyDeleteIn The Mood For Vagina.
ReplyDeleteEternal Sunshine of the Spotless Vagina
ReplyDeleteShit, I left for five minutes and came back...this is amazing.
ReplyDeleteThe Dangerous Lives of Vagina Boys
ReplyDeleteRun, Vagina, Run
ReplyDeleteOnce Upon a Vagina in Mexico
ReplyDeleteDead Vagina's Society
ReplyDeleteMr. Holland's Orafice, ftw
ReplyDeleteThis works great with musicals-
ReplyDeleteDirty Rotten Vaginas.
Dr. Strangelove, or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Vagina
ReplyDeleteThe primary vagina contributor had previously said she hated SLC Anon, was weird about being anonymous, and didn't think she'd like our site. Well, ummmm.
ReplyDeleteWe just laughed out loud at our desks for a few minutes.
rotfloao!
MARCH OF THE VAGINAS
ReplyDeleteNo, the musical game is not just for vaginas.
ReplyDeleteDiddler on the Roof
My Fair Labia
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Foreskin
Schlongs for a New World
What's Eating Gilbert Vagina
ReplyDeleteI played the Vagina game with SLC kids in London in 2006. It was hilarious. I knew I had to bring it back :D
ReplyDeleteHave you guys ever played the car models game? You replace the make of a car with the word anal, for example:
ReplyDeleteAnal Impala
Anal Beetle
Anal Bug
Vagina, Je T'aime
ReplyDeleteAMAZING
ReplyDeleteAnal Explorer
BMW Z4 Analster
ReplyDeleteAnal Ram
ReplyDeleteAnal Town and Country
Anal Windstar
Anal Pickup
ReplyDeleteComing from someone who refuses to be any part of slcanon, this will be the death of my productivity.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what I find more amusing: this epic round of vag-talk or the fact that I just googled my love interest and found him on a website for "hep cats."
ReplyDeleteAnal Escort
ReplyDelete2001: A Vagina Odyssey
ReplyDeleteNo Country for Old Vagina
ReplyDeleteLock, Stock, and Two Smoking Vaginas
ReplyDeleteA Streetcar Named Vagina
ReplyDeleteThe Man Who Shot Liberty Vagina
ReplyDeleteHi M!
ReplyDelete-P
BTW:
Vagina School Musical
ZOMG, P
ReplyDeleteThe 40 Year Old Vagina
ReplyDeleteThis has been a bit of a -- er -- what's the opposite of a sausage fest?
ReplyDeleteA clambake?
ReplyDeleteI just did a keyword search within my gryphon mail to find an email I sent myself with an attachment. This made me lol.
ReplyDeletehttp://i35.tinypic.com/30iw8pj.jpg
I've never cooked clams but if it weren't for that term I'd never have thought of baking them. Does anyone have any clam tips? Clam recipes? I'm getting a craving.
ReplyDelete(No, not a metaphor. . . really)
Blue Moon-
ReplyDeleteAllergic to clams, but here's some advice:
1. Start slow
2. Find the clit
3. Relax your tongue
4. Use your hands
5. Get down to business
Who knew that bastardized film titles could turn a girl on like that. Guess it's all that repitition of one message. No wonder the advertizing companies have got it made.
ReplyDeleteLESBO PROPOGANDA
ReplyDeleteLESBO PROPOGANDA
LESBOGANDA
LESBANDA
LANDA
!!!!!!!
Wet Hot American Vagina
ReplyDeleteThe Vagina Element
Coochloose
I'm staring at my house via googlemaps satellite...I can't believe all this madness will be over in twelve days.
ReplyDeleteI want to know what my crush was like in middle school.
ReplyDeleteGoddammit Smokey
ReplyDeletehttp://www.woosk.com/2008/11/dammit-smokey-at-least-sink-it-to-the-bottom-of-a-river.html
Whose iTunes library name is I Find You Very Attractive? They're perfect.
ReplyDeleteGwen Willow is a really fantastic friend and I feel lucky to have her in my life. She is also ultra-glam and is good at such things as teaching me how to fry bacon.
ReplyDeleteGwen IS amazing.
ReplyDeleteAlumni you miss...GO!
ReplyDeletewtf, wind
ReplyDeleteI miss Charlotte Price!
ReplyDeleteSARAH. THOMAS.
ReplyDeleteI think anyone who doesn't miss Sarah needs to have their head checked.
ReplyDeleteAndrew Bailey and Omen.
ReplyDeleteBECKY LIPSITZ. heart of my heart.
ReplyDeletefrancesca tedeski
ReplyDeletejacob berlow, if dropouts count
ReplyDeletethis site is amazing. keep it up, people!
ReplyDeleteFacts about marsupials
ReplyDelete-they have two sets of genitalia
-they only have one nostril
-they're cute and cuddly
-they make great socks
-they're pregnant in their pocket
-opossoms and gabe are the only marsupials in north america
-possums are different creatures from opossums
-there was either a possum or an opossum climbing on the arbor at tia's donning
-gabe goes to an accredited university
(this might be a lie)
gabe is kinda adorable.
ReplyDeletejust sayin.
Francesca is beautiful and also plays the piano beautifully.
ReplyDeletealden is incredibly snugglable and has a soft chewy core like a twix bar
ReplyDeleteI kissed Alden under the stars once and it was beautiful.
ReplyDeleteI'm really hoping that this conference week will finally be the conference week that I have a random hookup in the library.
ReplyDeleteMake love in this pub?
ReplyDeletehey, how about not using the word "bitchiness"
ReplyDeletewhoever posted "make love in this pub?" could possibly hook up with me in the library OR the pub.
ReplyDeleteHahah I posted "make love in this pub" but I'm kinda scared to make myself non-anon.
ReplyDeleteI love the winter chub on the squirrels. They are almost baby-sized now. I'm shopping for onesies.
ReplyDeleteGotta say, as an alum who never quite got along with the idea of 'community', and still lacks one of their own, I am quite pleased to see you all creating one that doesn't suck.
ReplyDeletewish my thursdays had been thus brightened.
Kudos.
On less gushy notes, IMHO the best place on campus is the 'back stairs' to Marshall Field, behind Heimbold. Or the big rock behind hill house... if security doesn't yell at you its brilliant to lay up there and watch the stars. Thought some peaceful places may help getting through conference week.
how is heimbold for doing conference work? the library is starting to skeeve me out, with first-years glaring at me as they crowd around laptops cackling presumably over slcanon and whatnot.
ReplyDeleteI just nearly had my own solo Primal Scream when I saw that the Wolfgang Puck machine is out of service. That shit just ain't kosher.
ReplyDeleteI did work in Heimbold once after the library closed and around 4 am, I saw a mouse -- but since it was the only interaction I had had with another living creature in hours, I named it "Mousie" and it became my friend.
ReplyDeleteI love that heimbold is open 24/7, but there aren't really many good places to sit down and do reading/writing/napping. Also, since there are less people there usually, it lacks the communal feeling of the library, but if you're looking for quiet, it is nice.
ReplyDeleteI wish I knew how to make books in the book studio. :(
ReplyDeleteHow can I harness this bad mood to create something good?
ReplyDeleteAnd feel less alone in the process?
[How can I harness this bad mood to create something good? And feel less alone in the process?]
ReplyDeleteTHE YES DANCE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVuvAYzsLoM
Big love,
Someone who did the fourth in the garbage disposal emphatically in the art gallery on the ground floor when no one was looking
By writing rhyming poetry/haiku/acrostics about your grievances and putting them on Lor anon.
ReplyDeleteFeel better! I am sending you sentiments of solidarity and non-solitude.
And the roads should be made out of moving sidewalks too, so cars can go faster without having to speed up.
ReplyDeleteI think screams are upsetting and you should all have a primal moo or quack. Or a primal poop grunt. Symbolism.
ReplyDeleteI urge everyone to try napping in Common Ground after a heavy Bates lunch. It's fantastic.
ReplyDeleteLet it be known that there is a natural soapbox / busking spot / site-specific theater venue right when you walk into the pub. It's a little open window with a railing up top to the left, accessible from the loft.
ReplyDeleteHow fun would it be to share our ideas with people as they came in for lunch, or sing to them a capella, or announce some of the merrymaking going on on campus, or play our guitars up there with a money jar dangling down to the audience on a string ready to be pulled up when the set's over.
Excruciatingly bad poetry, GO:
ReplyDeleteI'm alone in my room
All I want to do is spoon
And maybe get some poon
I might resort to masturbating with a broom.
My rhyming skills are really bad
and I haven't done any conference work
so I might not be a college grad
(and, for no reason, a couplet will be had)
--
Rules:
No editing.
Stream of consciousness.
You have only 30 seconds.
Your turn.
I'm listening to Regina Spektor
ReplyDeleteMusic that's less line, more vector
As soulful and cute as Molly Rector
But as damaged as the financial sector.
Justin and Molly sitting in a tree
ReplyDeletekay eye ess ess eye en gee
Along came the loggers
And fought with the bloggers
And the Kurds practiced augury.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uSnh9C2znY
ReplyDeleteIt would be awesome if something like this/an improv everywhere event happened during conference week. Just sayin'.
Who's in the library?
ReplyDeleteI'm in the library!
Come give me a hug and tell me everything is going to be okay!
Hey improv everywhere person--if you want it to happen, we can do it. Those things aren't tough to organize. Just email georgianseparatists@gmail.com with your ideas and I'll contact the guerilla theater faction.
ReplyDeleteWhy did the chicken cross Kimball Avenue?
ReplyDeleteTo get called a filthy hippie dyke?
ReplyDeleteThere weren't enough roosters.
ReplyDeleteForget escalators and moving sidewalks--what if there were a GIANT SLIDE from Taylor to Bates? I would totally slide down every time.
ReplyDeleteAnd a ski lift up the hill.
I'm all for a zipline from Westlands to Hill.
ReplyDeleteThe slide could be made into a bobsled run in the winter
ReplyDeletecan pedro please be the husky?
ReplyDeletethe ski-lift should be powered by the crew team
ReplyDeleteI am on crew! HEAR ME ROAR!
ReplyDeleteOk, the word on this has to be spread. Hardcore. There's a new comment every other hour, and I most likely wrote it.
ReplyDeleteThere's a Facebook group you can invite people to:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=48757310959
I'm starting to come to terms with how much I miss you and honestly, I think it's making me stronger
ReplyDeleteI miss you too, Anonymous. I think about you all the time. And owning it brings me such strength.
ReplyDeletepeople who I barely know but I wish I could change that because they seem so amazing:
ReplyDeletejenna karlsberg
quinci land
rob winslow
ije okpokwasili
sarah flashman
larkin riblet
HELL YEAH LARKIN. AND HER FRIENDS.
ReplyDeleteNew campus transportation, a la the Jiminy Peak mountain coaster.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqRgGWM1d-c
This is bound to make anyone feel better about conference work/in general.
ReplyDeletehttp://failblog.org/
November 14, 2008
ReplyDeleteJake Schneider
Sarah Lawrence College
Dear Jake:
On Tuesday, November 4, 2008 you and an unidentified female student were observed naked while running around the outside of the Election Night Party tent on the south lawn. This was witnessed by me and two Public Safety Officers. Later in the evening you asked the Westlands Desk staff if you had “made it in the log?”
This letter serves as an official warning that your actions were in violation of Yonkers law regarding nudity which states that at least your genitals must be covered while in public. Please note that failure to comply with this law in the future could result in disciplinary action, including restricted access to campus.
Sincerely,
Mary J. Spellman
Dean of Student Affairs
cc: Allen Green, Dean of Student Affairs
Matthea Harvey, Faculty Don
Student File
Our conclusions on campus nudity, based on that letter:
ReplyDelete-First of all, Salaco is private property. They don't have to enforce laws like that if they don't want to.
-My friend, alias Anastasia, wasn't identified because she keeps a low profile.
-The real rule: your face or your junk must be covered at all times.
Jaaaake. I see your iTunes/GPS tracker. Where you at?
ReplyDeleteYou should know who this is.
Vagina of Solace.
That's surprising--my itunes wasn't open then. I'm home now trying to do most of a conference project in an hour.
ReplyDeleteP.S. No offense, but I'm not sure which Vagina of Solace you are. I love you all equally.
ReplyDeleteP.P.S. Student Senate's talking about slcanon on Tuesday. Tell your senate friends about loranon.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone in the library know how to crack backs? I can barely move my left shoulder--it's so stiff!
ReplyDeleteA 1946 video about despotism
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plSSL2v1_U
As you watch, think: US govt? Westlands? Security?
I just heard that mary spellman said student senate has been talking about the same things for three years
ReplyDeleteI just vagina that vagina said that vagina has been talking about vagina for three vaginas
ReplyDeleteYou mean... "has been talking about the same vagina." I mean, well, they're flowers. There's plenty to talk about.
ReplyDeleteThe vending machines in the library are the saddest things I've ever seen! No coffee, no Hershey's with Almonds... WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE?!
ReplyDeleteI'm at a desk in the library and someone wrote
ReplyDeleteHey look! I'm making a grafitti!
Someone crossed out 'grafitti' and wrote in huge letters 'graffito.'
I know! They even stopped stocking NOS. BLASPHEMY!
ReplyDeleteSomeone should throw money from the top floor of the staircase like Henry Sugar or the Yippies.
ReplyDeleteor from that window in the pub anonymous mentioned
ReplyDeleteI love when you smile and I love when you dance
ReplyDeleteAll I want for Hanukkah is you in my pants
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...but you.
I'm the person that wrote "graffito"! I'm so glad someone noticed
ReplyDeleteI love you, Sir/Mizz/Preferably Sir Graffito ;)
ReplyDeleteI still want to make love in this pub.
ReplyDeletethat's Lady Graffito, actually :D
ReplyDeleteangela phillips, I wish you liked girls. i think we would make the cutest couple
ReplyDeleteSam Monaco, I still think you're supercute!
ReplyDeletedoes anyone know if jake goes for girls?
ReplyDeletecity of books (aka rauschenbusch, ahora mismo)
ReplyDeletehttp://sadielou.net/2008/12/03/this-is-where-we-live
@make love in this pub
ReplyDeletenon-anon thyself, sir/madame/etc.
-the same interested party from 7.12
------Sorry to interrupt this beauty with a moment of dire seriousness--------------
ReplyDeleteListen folks, Senate's meeting Tuesday from 1:30-3:30 in the Bates Meeting Room to talk about SLC Anon among other things.
They're likely to use Slcanon's excesses as an excuse to invade our collective privacy and track down IP addresses to expel the authors of certain comments. I heard this from a senate member who was in favor of it. And once that right to privacy has been popped--the fun don't stop. Remember the Patriot Act? Wiretapping? The triumph of free trade? We're not too far away. A crisis is always used to justify an agenda people already had.
I agree that the comments made about Michal were tasteless, frightening, scary, violent, objectifying, inhuman--and they have rightfully made many women feel unsafe here. (Particularly awful examples include: ‘someone just kill her,’ ‘smack her with a dick,’ ‘I'll pay a $100000 to the first dude who fucks her and brings me evidence,’ ‘I would rather fuck her in the ass first… Then you can kill her if you want,’ ‘Just sell her into the sex trade to Africa. She will probably get Aids and die anyway,’ and ‘Just put your hand over her mouth and suffocate her while fucking her.’) And the people who wrote those things should hold themselves accountable to the highest extent including any atonement asked of them including leaving--but TO MICHAL, not to our fucking overlords. Ruining more lives doesn't make this a community where objectification and threats of violence are off the table.
All that said, let's not get so caught up in the problem that we forget our solution. This site. We have proven in two days that we as a community are mature enough to handle anonymity if it's framed right, if the tone is right. The worst of the worst in SLC students comes out on slcanon half the time. But that's its reputation, that's what people think about it, that's what its for to people. It's a place to trash all the sensitivity you've ever learned in this community and revert to something deeply base, mean, and selfish. There are other more harmless strains, but we've tried to import them and their authors here.
LorAnon was founded yesterday to be funny, witty, cute, and silly, and I think it's done a great job. We can moderate, but we've only had to delete posts the mistakenly non-anon authors were already trying to remove. 193 posts now and counting, two days in. Let's pat ourselves on the back.
But back to the troubling issue of our anonymous black sheep of a cousin. How about we meet at the Black Squirrel at 1 o'clock to discuss it and choose a course of action. Then, at 1:30, one of us (noses!) can enter the senate meeting and sit through bureaucracy while we hang out and collage. When it's time to go in, z/s/he'll text us and we can storm the meeting with dramatic readings of anonymous joy and harmlessness. Or whatever we decide to do when we have our 1 o'clock huddle in the Black Squirrel.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but if we're all on a shared network, doesn't that mean we all share an IP address?
ReplyDeletejake is a tilt-a-whirl. that is to say, he's mostly interested in guys but not totally closed to the possibility of experiences with ladies.
ReplyDeletecorrect me if I'm wrong, bacchus?
Nope--I thought so too, we all share most of our IP address. The end depends on where you are on campus.
ReplyDeleteI used to work for Academic Computing and mistakenly plugged in a network cable in the wrong socket. Over the next half hour the internet got slower and slower and slower and finally stopped. Information Systems formed a search party with flashlights following the internet and a tangle of wires in some closet--didn't make any sense to me--and they finally traced it back to our office, to this router plugged into itself sending the same info around and around.
So I actually knocked out all of campus's internet once. And I'm pretty sure Information Systems could watch your porn the way we use shared iTunes libraries, if they wanted to.
i wish he'd tilt with me. i'd like to take him for a whirl ;)
ReplyDeleteI refuse to read anon.. but those comments about Michal are downright foul. I truly hope the poster(s) get what's coming.
ReplyDelete@ interested party from 7.12.. I am a female sophomore, single, and straight. I am.... Sascha Fierce. Y tu?
I want someone to love me like this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8veKosUCWs
and my friends will know this is me but I don't care