This is the new thread for anything sex related in LorAnon. We're beginning to branch, for the benefit of people who would like to follow one topic (like slide and ski-lift building) without being turned off by another one (i.e. sex and porn). This isn't saying either topic is more legitimate. It's just proposing more than one forum, while retaining accountability to at least the larger anonymous Lor community.
Part of what went wrong with slcanon is that the posts were so fragmented, few people knew what was really going on entirely. Let's all make ourselves comfortable in this common space, take some clothes off, stay a while. It's our legal right of association.
But we should still report back to the larger group, quote our own hilariousness, flash our virtual anonymous boobies.
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some earlier posts:
"You Know Who said...
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V FOR VAGINA
- 7.12.08
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I've never cooked clams but if it weren't for that term I'd never have thought of baking them. Does anyone have any clam tips? Clam recipes? I'm getting a craving.
(No, not a metaphor. . . really) - 7.12.08
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Blue Moon-
Allergic to clams, but here's some advice:
1. Start slow
2. Find the clit
3. Relax your tongue
4. Use your hands
5. Get down to business - 7.12.08
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Who knew that bastardized film titles could turn a girl on like that. Guess it's all that repitition of one message. No wonder the advertizing companies have got it made.
- 7.12.08
-they have two sets of genitalia
-they only have one nostril
-they're cute and cuddly
-they make great socks
-they're pregnant in their pocket
-opossoms and gabe are the only marsupials in north america
Anonymous said...
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Make love in this pub?
- 7.12.08
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whoever posted "make love in this pub?" could possibly hook up with me in the library OR the pub.
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Hahah I posted "make love in this pub" but I'm kinda scared to make myself non-anon.
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Why did the chicken cross Kimball Avenue?
- 8.12.08
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To get called a filthy hippie dyke?
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There weren't enough roosters.
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November 14, 2008
Jake Schneider
Sarah Lawrence College
Dear Jake:
On Tuesday, November 4, 2008 you and an unidentified female student were observed naked while running around the outside of the Election Night Party tent on the south lawn. This was witnessed by me and two Public Safety Officers. Later in the evening you asked the Westlands Desk staff if you had “made it in the log?”
This letter serves as an official warning that your actions were in violation of Yonkers law regarding nudity which states that at least your genitals must be covered while in public. Please note that failure to comply with this law in the future could result in disciplinary action, including restricted access to campus.
Sincerely,
Mary J. Spellman
Dean of Student Affairs
cc: Allen Green, Dean of Student Affairs
Matthea Harvey, Faculty Don
Student File - 8.12.08
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Our conclusions on campus nudity, based on that letter:
-First of all, Salaco is private property. They don't have to enforce laws like that if they don't want to.
-My friend, alias Anastasia, wasn't identified because she keeps a low profile.
-The real rule: your face or your junk must be covered at all times. - 8.12.08
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I just heard that mary spellman said student senate has been talking about the same things for three years
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I just vagina that vagina said that vagina has been talking about vagina for three vaginas
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You mean... "has been talking about the same vagina." I mean, well, they're flowers. There's plenty to talk about.
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I still want to make love in this pub.
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@ Sascha Fierce
desafortunadamente, you had me until straight. i am female. :( - 9.12.08
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my current favorite lingo is silicone chalice. I want to make tender love with whoever coined that.
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I just woke up and no one has posted since last night?
C'mon, interested party! Let's be the first loranon success story. I'm heading down to Bates after I have my pub brunch. Hopefully you'll be there? - 9.12.08
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who wants to make sweet love to me? i'm the queen of diva cup and my chalice is beckoning. come to common ground. i'll be here till 4
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i'm cuming
(in a diva cup)
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that agony site looks pretty hot, but I can barely admit to myself that I buy alcohol, let alone buy porn :P
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Hey Anonymous, I gave you the password. You don't have to pay for it. Enjoy.
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Oh, WORD?!
I don't have to upload anything to use the account, do I? - 9.12.08
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thank you thank you thank you thank you for posting a username and pw for beautiful agony. I've been filling myself with the free previews for quite a while. You've made a lot of my dreams come true.
-K - 9.12.08
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There's talk of starting something similar for campus. Sexually liberate ourselves from objectified bodies and devalued personalities. I've already made some fun liberated porn of myself in Photo Booth.
-purposefully ugly porn (see octopus/febricity on page 1)
-mirror image porn
-face porn (like beautiful agony)
-shadow porn (like that flash fiction piece the other day)
It's all pretty artsy and ridiculous. I kind of want to share it but I don't know how. - 9.12.08
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BTW anonymous, you should upload something if you end up using the site alot. they pay you $200 and you only have to show your face--then you can pass a little of that back to the separatists for building slides and other community-friendly silliness.
no pressure, of course, but i bet you make some sexy faces - 9.12.08
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Hey I was just on the site, and was poking around and saw this warning message
"!! Your account has been used from several locations. Is your password secure?
Accounts which show shared passwords may be suspended or cancelled."
=[.
-K - 9.12.08
Anonymous said...
C - Cocksuck!
O - Oh
N - No
F - Fair.
E - Everyone
R - Really
E - Emits
N - Nasty
C - Crotchety
E - Emotions
Oh yeah, and re: awkward porn, I'm sure febricity would just find it amusing.
9.12.08
Anonymous said...
Alright folks if you're logged in download whatever looks the most intriguing. Then please log out and make some hot liberated anonymous porn we can share with each other, or come over to my place and use the password on my computer to watch incredible ecstatic faces. You could always get your own account for $15, but don't forget to check out their sexy sister sites and make sure you like Beautiful Agony the best.
9.12.08
Anonymous said...
P.S. To reiterate, Photo Booth's video effects are the shit if you treat them right.
9.12.08
Anonymous said...
There once was a technician named Urban,
Who had an affair with a turbine.
"It's much nicer," he said,
"Than a woman in bed,
And it's sure as hell cheaper than bourbon!"
9.12.08
Anonymous said...
There once was a newspaper vendor;
a person of dubious gender
For a quarter or two,
ze would charge you to view
hir remarkable double pudenda.
9.12.08
[emphasis added]
Let's keep going. Now we need not interrupt the schemes of the other Anonomi.
(mama / sex / rides / books / events / names / suggestions )
Read on...
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we met around the overhead projecter doing shadow art. you wrote down the time for meerkat day instead of my number on your wrist. we swept the old papers away and prepared our hands to be faces, admired each other's names, then promptly our naughty shadow faces went for each other faster than our faces could. "i knew that was going to happen" you said, but i wondered how. you began thumbing the condensation from your winecup on the projector's glass surface. the little bubbles glistened on the wall. there was only so much water to manipulate. i spat on my corner and sent tentacles of spittle across the glass. you spat on your corner and streaked spirals. soon the wall was full of salivashadows. our spit grew close. "do you have mono?" i asked. "no," he laughed. i bridged the waters. "yours is sticky," i said. "wine" you said. (it's the revelry, really, not the vino, but i did go and search for some and ensnarled myself in sarala, returned with earsful and some white box wine). so i poured a sip into my section, then poured a sip into my mouth. "my friends are leaving" you said and touseled my hair and every inch of my shadow. and there it was. you were gone, transporting the ball to yr court. so. did you lose it? i have a feeling neither of us is very sporty. perhaps it's riding the Bates Hill escalator, while I cradle its pimpled orange shadow in my fingerprints thinking of other dribblings, other slam dunks. cart before horse cart before horse cart before horse cart before horse. line?
where have you been these two and a half long days? are you as into me as your shadow was into my shadow?
sometimes my phone number is essentially meerkat day. i'm trying to reclaim the self i sponged out into Lor. it's tough as nails. we're in each other's bloodstreams she and I, in the green of my armcharm in the fat of my beard. dayeinu.
i can't help but smerick at every line of my imaginary play. your shadow is the star and you are the understudy. and i am a supporting actor for once, a model to absorb your paint and your clay. it's so hard for a builder to wait for the bricks, like Lois Lane waiting for a telegram to beep through time's wires.
This (all this) is the reason that I think I might actually enjoy SLC. I only wish I wasn't so shy and were able to actually go out there and meet you great people, and thus...enjoy this place.