Showing posts with label loranon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label loranon. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Karen Lawrence re: SLCAnon

1 Mead Way • Bronxville, NY 10708 • (914) 395-2201 / p • (914) 395-2668 / f • www.sarahlawrence.edu

December 16, 2008

Dear Students,

It was with great concern that we learned last week that SLCanon on LiveJournal had again become an issue, this time with threats that constitute not only serious campus conduct infractions but also possible criminal actions. The College reported these threats to the Yonkers Police Department. The LiveJournal management itself decided that its own standards were being violated and removed the site.

Sarah Lawrence is a community that places a high value on freedom of speech. However, with this freedom comes great responsibility.

Many of these anonymous posts were offensive, degrading, slanderous, and extremely harmful to the individuals who were the subjects. We are saddened that some members of the Sarah Lawrence community tolerate and perpetuate this kind of language. We urge you to think about how your words affect other people--in this case, in destructive and painful ways.

There are two courses of action should such anonymous posts resurface elsewhere. We encourage any one who feels threatened to come forward and report it. Please call or email
Larry Hoffman, Director of Public Safety, 914-395-2575 / lhoffman@sarahlawrence.edu.
Secondly, the awful invective on any anonymous postings is combated by the Community’s refusal to read it or contribute. We urge you not to spread rumors and misinformation that are posted. Should the identity of the perpetrators involved in illegal or otherwise threatening communications become known, they will be subject, at a minimum, to disciplinary proceedings as set forth in the College’s Community standards.

We are joined by the Office of Student Affairs, General Committee, and the Student Senate in sharing these concerns.

Sincerely,

Karen Lawrence
President

Pauline Watts
Dean of the College

Al Green
Dean of Studies and Student Life

cc: Faculty
Staff

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A few thoughts:


  • Karen Lawrence knows about Loranon. I mentioned it to her personally.
  • Has she bothered to look it up?
  • Isn't the entire point of this site to show that not all anonymity is "offensive, degrading, slanderous"?
  • Is the attempt to attach all communication to a name a way to make us accountable as individuals, and not as a community?
  • What of the culture of a place that would allow or disallow hate speech? Isn't it our duty to make hate speech socially inacceptable in any forum rather than outlawing the forum?
  • Is the "great responsibility" of free speech individual or collective?
  • I am disappointed in Karen for her lack of subtlety here. These questions are grave, but so is our self-expression--and it is our own job to police ourselves.
  • What do y'all think?
-Bacchus
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Sunday, December 14, 2008

This Thread in Community

Hey guys! Publicize your events here! Let us know what's going on.
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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Liberate Sex from Drama & Fear

(mama / sex / rides / books / events / names / suggestions )

This is the new thread for anything sex related in LorAnon. We're beginning to branch, for the benefit of people who would like to follow one topic (like slide and ski-lift building) without being turned off by another one (i.e. sex and porn). This isn't saying either topic is more legitimate. It's just proposing more than one forum, while retaining accountability to at least the larger anonymous Lor community.

Part of what went wrong with slcanon is that the posts were so fragmented, few people knew what was really going on entirely. Let's all make ourselves comfortable in this common space, take some clothes off, stay a while. It's our legal right of association.

But we should still report back to the larger group, quote our own hilariousness, flash our virtual anonymous boobies.



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some earlier posts:

"You Know Who said...

we met around the overhead projecter doing shadow art. you wrote down the time for meerkat day instead of my number on your wrist. we swept the old papers away and prepared our hands to be faces, admired each other's names, then promptly our naughty shadow faces went for each other faster than our faces could. "i knew that was going to happen" you said, but i wondered how. you began thumbing the condensation from your winecup on the projector's glass surface. the little bubbles glistened on the wall. there was only so much water to manipulate. i spat on my corner and sent tentacles of spittle across the glass. you spat on your corner and streaked spirals. soon the wall was full of salivashadows. our spit grew close. "do you have mono?" i asked. "no," he laughed. i bridged the waters. "yours is sticky," i said. "wine" you said. (it's the revelry, really, not the vino, but i did go and search for some and ensnarled myself in sarala, returned with earsful and some white box wine). so i poured a sip into my section, then poured a sip into my mouth. "my friends are leaving" you said and touseled my hair and every inch of my shadow. and there it was. you were gone, transporting the ball to yr court. so. did you lose it? i have a feeling neither of us is very sporty. perhaps it's riding the Bates Hill escalator, while I cradle its pimpled orange shadow in my fingerprints thinking of other dribblings, other slam dunks. cart before horse cart before horse cart before horse cart before horse. line?

where have you been these two and a half long days? are you as into me as your shadow was into my shadow?

sometimes my phone number is essentially meerkat day. i'm trying to reclaim the self i sponged out into Lor. it's tough as nails. we're in each other's bloodstreams she and I, in the green of my armcharm in the fat of my beard. dayeinu.

i can't help but smerick at every line of my imaginary play. your shadow is the star and you are the understudy. and i am a supporting actor for once, a model to absorb your paint and your clay. it's so hard for a builder to wait for the bricks, like Lois Lane waiting for a telegram to beep through time's wires.

Anonymous said...

This (all this) is the reason that I think I might actually enjoy SLC. I only wish I wasn't so shy and were able to actually go out there and meet you great people, and thus...enjoy this place.

Anonymous said...

V FOR VAGINA

Blue Moon? said...

I've never cooked clams but if it weren't for that term I'd never have thought of baking them. Does anyone have any clam tips? Clam recipes? I'm getting a craving.

(No, not a metaphor. . . really)

Anonymous said...

Blue Moon-

Allergic to clams, but here's some advice:

1. Start slow
2. Find the clit
3. Relax your tongue
4. Use your hands
5. Get down to business

Anonymous said...

Who knew that bastardized film titles could turn a girl on like that. Guess it's all that repitition of one message. No wonder the advertizing companies have got it made.

Anonymous said... Facts about marsupials
-they have two sets of genitalia
-they only have one nostril
-they're cute and cuddly
-they make great socks
-they're pregnant in their pocket
-opossoms and gabe are the only marsupials in north america

Anonymous said...

Make love in this pub?

Anonymous said...

whoever posted "make love in this pub?" could possibly hook up with me in the library OR the pub.

Anonymous said...

Hahah I posted "make love in this pub" but I'm kinda scared to make myself non-anon.

Anonymous said...

Why did the chicken cross Kimball Avenue?

Anonymous said...

To get called a filthy hippie dyke?

Anonymous said...

There weren't enough roosters.

Anonymous said...

November 14, 2008

Jake Schneider
Sarah Lawrence College

Dear Jake:

On Tuesday, November 4, 2008 you and an unidentified female student were observed naked while running around the outside of the Election Night Party tent on the south lawn. This was witnessed by me and two Public Safety Officers. Later in the evening you asked the Westlands Desk staff if you had “made it in the log?”

This letter serves as an official warning that your actions were in violation of Yonkers law regarding nudity which states that at least your genitals must be covered while in public. Please note that failure to comply with this law in the future could result in disciplinary action, including restricted access to campus.

Sincerely,

Mary J. Spellman
Dean of Student Affairs

cc: Allen Green, Dean of Student Affairs
Matthea Harvey, Faculty Don
Student File

Anonymous said...

Our conclusions on campus nudity, based on that letter:
-First of all, Salaco is private property. They don't have to enforce laws like that if they don't want to.
-My friend, alias Anastasia, wasn't identified because she keeps a low profile.
-The real rule: your face or your junk must be covered at all times.

Anonymous said...

I just heard that mary spellman said student senate has been talking about the same things for three years

Anonymous said...

I just vagina that vagina said that vagina has been talking about vagina for three vaginas

Anonymous said...

You mean... "has been talking about the same vagina." I mean, well, they're flowers. There's plenty to talk about.

Anonymous said...

I still want to make love in this pub.

Anonymous said...

@ Sascha Fierce

desafortunadamente, you had me until straight. i am female. :(

Anonymous said...

my current favorite lingo is silicone chalice. I want to make tender love with whoever coined that.

Anonymous said...

I just woke up and no one has posted since last night?

C'mon, interested party! Let's be the first loranon success story. I'm heading down to Bates after I have my pub brunch. Hopefully you'll be there?

Anonymous said...

who wants to make sweet love to me? i'm the queen of diva cup and my chalice is beckoning. come to common ground. i'll be here till 4

Anonymous said...

i'm cuming

(in a diva cup)


[the username and password for beautiful agony, an alt porn site that only shows self-filmed subjects' faces, now removed because beautiful agony threatened to cancel the account]

Anonymous said...

that agony site looks pretty hot, but I can barely admit to myself that I buy alcohol, let alone buy porn :P

Anonymous said...

Hey Anonymous, I gave you the password. You don't have to pay for it. Enjoy.

Anonymous said...

Oh, WORD?!
I don't have to upload anything to use the account, do I?

Anonymous said...

thank you thank you thank you thank you for posting a username and pw for beautiful agony. I've been filling myself with the free previews for quite a while. You've made a lot of my dreams come true.
-K

Anonymous said...

There's talk of starting something similar for campus. Sexually liberate ourselves from objectified bodies and devalued personalities. I've already made some fun liberated porn of myself in Photo Booth.
-purposefully ugly porn (see octopus/febricity on page 1)
-mirror image porn
-face porn (like beautiful agony)
-shadow porn (like that flash fiction piece the other day)

It's all pretty artsy and ridiculous. I kind of want to share it but I don't know how.

Anonymous said...

BTW anonymous, you should upload something if you end up using the site alot. they pay you $200 and you only have to show your face--then you can pass a little of that back to the separatists for building slides and other community-friendly silliness.

no pressure, of course, but i bet you make some sexy faces

Anonymous said...

Hey I was just on the site, and was poking around and saw this warning message

"!! Your account has been used from several locations. Is your password secure?
Accounts which show shared passwords may be suspended or cancelled."

=[.

-K


Anonymous said...
C - Cocksuck!
O - Oh
N - No
F - Fair.
E - Everyone
R - Really
E - Emits
N - Nasty
C - Crotchety
E - Emotions

Oh yeah, and re: awkward porn, I'm sure febricity would just find it amusing.

9.12.08
Anonymous said...
Alright folks if you're logged in download whatever looks the most intriguing. Then please log out and make some hot liberated anonymous porn we can share with each other, or come over to my place and use the password on my computer to watch incredible ecstatic faces. You could always get your own account for $15, but don't forget to check out their sexy sister sites and make sure you like Beautiful Agony the best.

9.12.08
Anonymous said...
P.S. To reiterate, Photo Booth's video effects are the shit if you treat them right.

9.12.08
Anonymous said...
There once was a technician named Urban,
Who had an affair with a turbine.
"It's much nicer," he said,
"Than a woman in bed,
And it's sure as hell cheaper than bourbon!"

9.12.08
Anonymous said...
There once was a newspaper vendor;
a person of dubious gender
For a quarter or two,
ze would charge you to view
hir remarkable double pudenda.
9.12.08

[emphasis added]

Let's keep going. Now we need not interrupt the schemes of the other Anonomi.

(mama / sex / rides / books / events / names / suggestions )
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Sunday, December 7, 2008

LorAnon Mama Thread

So we all know about [the late] slc anon [RIP] and its various havocs. Our main qualms are that the following:
  • We're all stressed out (except maybe Bacchus).
  • We have that in common and that's finally something we could own and agree on (see Primal Scream).
  • It's so hard to get good information these days about where the fun is.
  • There is no anonymous+creative on campus.
  • So many students deserve praise.
So please, if you have:
  • daydreams about a change you'd love to see,
  • fantasies for future revelry,
  • images of what a place on campus could look like redecorated or pimped,
  • made-up words,
  • silly confessions,
  • advice sought or offered,
  • useful tips,
  • things (but not people) on campus that bug you,
  • announcements,
  • jokes,
  • puns,
  • secret crushes,
  • loveletters,
  • or you just want to praise someone and not get shot down for it,
this is the place.

Let's not waste energy bashing each other--Westlands and Bates are happy and stress-free, shopping for their families' presents while we type and procrastinate.

How about some anonymity that's empowering and liberating instead of everyone-for-herself second grade taunting, which builds bad blood when we're already bleeding.

Let's say it's a new spin-off tradition. (Plus--the Georgian Separatists actually try to fix things. If folks agree something's broken, we'll get on that.)

The format's different so we can feel like we're in an integrated conversation. When one part of the conversation seems to take over to the potential discomfort/alienation of other readers, we spin it off into a new thread. All the blog posts on this site can be seen as potential conversation starters--no need to comment directly on the content of the post.

Threads:
*mama thead
*sex thread
*ride board
*book swap
*community events
*separatist names
*suggestions? georgianseparatists@gmail.com copy all the previous posts that belong in the new thread and write a little intro, & we'll post it all

So go.
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